Day 34
Listening to: All You Need is Love
Thought for the day: RIP Nora Ephron! Thank you for some of my favorite movies (especially….Michael, Sleepless in Seattle, & When Harry Met Sally).

What is better than pizza? FREEEEE PIZZA! The employees where I worked shattered a record for the number of days worked without an injury on Saturday. Reward? PIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZZA!!!!!!! I knew going into today that pizza was on the agenda which resulted in a war between my heart, mind, and stomach.

8:00 a.m.
My brain: You haven’t eaten in 3 days. YOU NEED PIZZA NOW!
My stomach: Wait What? You just ate breakfast an hour ago.
My heart: What the brain said.

11:00 a.m. (the featured photo)
My brain: That is a crap ton of pizza! You need to take a running jump and plow into those boxes. Forget decorum. Go head first.
My stomach: I can only hold 2 pieces of pizza.
My brain: SHUT UP…… you can eat a whole pizza. We want FREE pizza.
My stomach: Compromise……..3 pieces.
My brain: Ok. Three pieces and we’ll come back for more.
My heart: What the brain said.

11:30 a.m.
My brain: Woah! You reek of onions! You ate too many pieces of pizza with onions.
My heart: I hurt. WTF happened?
My stomach: What the heart said.
My brain: We need more pizza. IT IS FREE. Help a brain out!

2:00 p.m.
My stomach: I’m hungry!
My brain: SEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Y’all never listen to me. We should have eaten more pizza.
My heart: Stomach! You’re pretty smart for an acid-filled organ. Chill out. You can make it until dinner.

And that’s what I did……..