Day 37
Listening to: Olympic Trials
Thought for the day: George Washington was the only president to be elected unanimously, never live in Washington, DC, not have a former administration to blame his screw-ups on, AND………the only president to literally bite my butt.

If my life was a TV sitcom, today’s episode would be called, “The Day George Washington Bit My Ass.” Here is a sampling of the dialog.

Cliff the Mechanic: It was soooo hot yesterday.

Me: Tell me about it. When I got in my car, I felt an intense pain on my left butt check. I thought I had sat on a bug and it was biting me. Turns out, it was just a quarter. I burned my freaking butt on a quarter. I think I have a branding of George Washington back there.

Cliff the Mechanic: That George. He was one hell of a man! Were you going commando KB?

Me: NOOOO…….. The durn thing burned me through two layers of clothes! It was THAT hot.

Dave the Mechanic: George Washington crossed the Delaware. Two layers of clothes ain’t shit to him. Why was there a quarter on your driver’s seat?

Me: I keep change in the side door. When I shut the door, some of it popped out and landed on the seat. I just didn’t see it. I actually got burned by a couple of presidents…..you know…. pennies…..nickels.

Dave the Mechanic: I can hear Abe now, “KB I’m face down! Flip me over so I can get in on the action too.”

Cliff then reached in his pocket and pulled out a quarter and drew a smiley face on George (photo above).

Cliff the Mechanic: You made George one HAPPY MANNN!!!!