Day 45
Listening to: Urgent
Thought for the day: Life might be a little clearer if I cleaned the wind shield every now and then.

Me: Can I have a BMW?
God: No.

Me: Can I have a fireplace?
God: No.

Me: Can I have my own Mr. Darcy?
God: No.

Me: Will you give me some asshole repellent?
God: No.

Me: Does this dress make my butt look big?
God: No.

Me: You sure say no a lot. What can I have?
God: A family that loves you, friends that care, a dog that doesn’t mind that you have dumb-ass disease, a job, and a 24-pack of Diet Coke.