Cougars and Tree Hearts – Day 153

Day 153
Listening to: Night and Day (Al B Sure)
Thought for the day: RAWR!!!!

I posted a photo of the silhouette of this tree in a prior post. It is the heart tree next to my house. In the daylight, I imagine the transformer and electrical lines are the tree heart’s arteries supplying energy to the world. What does this really mean? Nothing exciting happened to day. Of course there was this conversation…………

Coworker 1: Consider this scenario. Kris wins the lottery or marries a Tennessee Titan and quits her job.
Me: I am more likely to win the lottery.
Coworker 2: What? How do you figure that?
Me: Guys. I just don’t have the confidence to be a cougar.
Coworker 3: What is a cougar?
Me: It’s an old woman who goes after a younger man.
Coworker 3: What are you calling an old woman?
Me: DUH! ME!
Coworker 3: So you’re saying if you hit on a 42-year old man (his age), that would make you a cougar.
Me: Well……… yes, but it’s more complicated than that.
Coworker 3: (rolls eyes) You’re crazy.

Turns out, a cougar is a woman who seeks relations with a man 8 years younger than her. LIVE AND LEARN!

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