Listening to: Everybody Everybody
Thought for the day: Boy you are FLY.
Eagle Porn & Pickup Lines
Note: This photo was taken today by the wonderful Brian White on the DuPont property in Old Hickory. Brian has absolutely nothing to do with the content of this blog (don’t want to implicate him in the demented ways of my thinking).
I know I post a lot of photos of the eagles. Truth is, I never get tired of seeing them or their photos. Brian, who took today’s photo and graciously shared it with me, tracks the wildlife on the DuPont, Old Hickory property. In a very adult and professional manner he told me he thought the male was trying to mate with the female this morning. My inner thoughts immediately went all 14-years old…….eagle bow chicka wow wow. Then I was all like……..EAGLE PORN!!!! EAGLE PORN AT WORK. How awesome is that?
If bald eagles could talk, what kind of pick-up lines would they use? I took a stab at a few (preparing to have rotten fruit thrown at me).
1. Hey baby. There may be snow on the rooftop, but there is fire in the furnace.
2. Are your wings tired ‘cause you’ve been flying through my mind all night.
3. Is that a small rodent in your pocket or are you happy to see me.
4. You’re no eagle cause you are robin my heart.
5. Sticks and stones my break my bones, but beaks and talons excite me.
Ok…….. I’ll stop.