Listening to: Ride of the Valkyries
Thought for the day: Hello. My name is Inigo Peeptoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. ~Purple Peep
Earlier in the week, a friend of mine posted a meme on Facebook stating that if you equip Peeps with swords (toothpicks) and place them in the microwave they will duel. I couldn’t resist. I bought the Peeps and prepared for battle. With Ride of the Valkyries blaring in the background, I armed each peep and placed them in the microwave. As the door was closed, I imagined the purple peep saying to the yellow peep, “Hello. My name is Inigo Peeptoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” The purple peep, however, would be denied. The peeps did not duel. They blew up like giant sumo wrestlers. I decided to try again, and again, and again, and again only to fail each time. I basically killed an entire peep army trying to make them duel. The best part is I only ate 3. I think I need a peepchiatrist now because I have PTPD (post traumatic peep disorder).