blpo980piuaoisd;afj -> How You Write About Puking

Day 307
Listening to: Someone Saved My Life Tonight
Thought for the day: For God so loved the world………..

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Today Christian and I drove to Murfreesboro to see Wes. We let Wes choose where we would eat lunch. He chose an all you can eat sushi place. I’m struggling to even type the word susblllllllasa9809r8uo#*&$*………… I picked up a tad bit of food poisoning. About an hour after lunch my body began raising hell. I kept telling the kids I needed to puke. It didn’t happen until the ride home. As I was hanging out of the car in some unknown parking lot hurling up raw fish, the following conversation happened.

Me: blpo980piuaoisd;afj (that’s how you spell someone throwing up)
Christian: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW !!! OH MY GOD!!! EWWWWWWWW!!!
Me: blpo980piuaoisd;afj
Christian: I NEED HAND SANITIZER!!!
Me: I didn’t even get any on you! Not even close!
Christian: I don’t care! After seeing that I feel germy!!!
Me: You know how many times I’ve seen you puke?
(silence)
Christian: I took your picture while you were puking (shows me the photo).
Me: OMG!!!

My thoughts? Drive to Murfreesboro? $5. Lunch with my kids? $40. Getting food poisoning & my daughter taking a photo of me puking? Priceless.

I won’t be eating sushi or anything even resembling it anytime soon. Today’s photo is pre-hurl.

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