Would You Like Mutinous Fries With That?
There are three types of to-go fries: the hitchhiker fry (today’s photo), mutinous fry, and indoctrinated fry. The hitchhiker fry is a potato patriot. This is the fry that hops in the fast food bag at the last minute hoping to get a free ride out of Fast Food Hell. The mutinous fry (or fries because quite often this type involves more than one) jumps out of the fry container once it has been placed in the bag. This fry seeks independence from the other fries. Hitchhiker and mutinous fries are true freedom fries. Indoctrinated fries are the actual fries in the container. They get eaten first and do what nature intended them to do. Here’s the thing. If there’s not at least one hitchhiker/mutinous fry in the bottom of my fast food bag when I finish………….I feel cheated. Am I alone? Hitchhiker/mutinous fries add excitement. Finding that extra fry is like Christmas Fry Morning. To all of the hitchhiker/mutinous fries of this world, I salute you!