Snorting Tootsie Rolls? I’ll Stomp You!!!

Day 23
Listening to: September
Thought for the day: The positive side of extreme cold? NO ONE looks thin in a puffy coat.


I want you to look at this! JUST. LOOK. AT IT! My grandmother’s milk-glass vase never looked so good!

Many of you have an equivalent in your lives to my Tootsie Roll/Oreo hang-up. For my coworker, Emma, it’s Smarties.

Today, Emma walked into my office with the most disturbed look on her face. I thought to myself, “OH NO……..poo is about to hit someone’s fan.” I said, “What’s wrong?” She took a deep breathe, released it slowly, looked at me sternly and said, “Girrrrrrrrrl. I just saw on the news that middle school students are snorting Smarties.” I, of course, burst out laughing. Smarties are not my thing. She then said, “NOOOOOO….what if they pull Smarties from the shelf? What will I do?” I said, “You need to start stock piling em now!” I doubted her story, so I Googled it in her presence. It gets worse. Not only are kids snorting Smarties, but snorting Smarties can also lead to nose maggots. NOSE MAGGOTS. WHAT THE HELL!!! All I’ve got to say is……………….KIDS……… do not even entertain the idea of snorting Tootsie Rolls. I will come after you. It will be ugly. Kriszilla will emerge and I will stomp you.

Here is the news story if you are curious.

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